I never had pink eye too. But I know that the person who have pink eye must stay at home until the pink eye was cured. So if you are looking for a day off from school or work, you can fake yourself a pink eye. But I also heard that many company will deduct pay. What a bad rule! But you can have a try too. First, you can use some tissue to roll into a long thin object that can fit up your nose. Usually the tissues are very soft and won't cause damage to your nose. Second, you need to lie down in a bed or couch and prepare to sneeze. Third, you can tickle the inside of your nose with the thin object and make yourself sneeze. After doing this for several times, you may have watery eyes after sneezing. Remember that you can't wipe the liquid from your face at this moment. Fourth, repeat tickle your nose until you think it is OK. Fifth, lie down and wait for the liquid on your face to dry. You will definitely have crusty eyes in the end. Now you looks like you have pink eye. Good luck!